Underwear Shopping

This is probably the last thing you ever expected me to post about. I mean, how random is underwear shopping? And probably nobody wants to hear about it. And no, I'm not going into detail about MY underwear shopping, just about the concept in general. I have a few things to say.
First of all, WHY THE HECK ARE PEOPLE SO EMBARRASSED TO SHOP FOR UNDIES?! Because I've been to Macy's/Sears/JCPenny's/Target/St. Martha's Thrift Shop with a friend and gone underwear shopping, and the initial response to being in the underwear section with people you know is like, "Ohmigod how embarrassing!" WHAT THE HECK IS SO MORTIFYING? It's just undies! It's like jeans shopping or buying a video game. But do your cheeks (the ones on your face) turn red and do you start stuttering if you're with friends in Gamestop or the Levi's store? And I was at the mall today and YES, I was getting undies and there was this other girl shopping for undies with her mom and she looked like she wanted to DIE... I don't understand how just picking out something for a basic necessity can be so painful. It's just fabric on your body, for god's sakes!
And another thing, it's not like anybody cares. Say a dude sees you in the underwear department of Target and you're holding Snoopy boxers. What's he going to think, that you may like Snoopy a little too much? Snoopy has a right to be wherever he wants to be on a person's body! At least he's a positive role model to put on boxers instead of like... Michael Jackson! But who wants his face down there...? Sorry, getting off track. Anyway, it's not like guys are gonna see you in the underwear section anyway, what would THEY be doing over there? Losers.
Underwear shopping should not be the excruciating ordeal that so many think it is. Stop inflicting that feeling of shame on yourself, people! However, buying birth control from a 7/11 at age 15? A bit more awkward.